About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.
tim374's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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tim374's favorite FMLs
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 8:34am / Sri Lanka (Western) / Transportation
by NewMom1115 / 12/17/2015 at 5:53pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by AlwaysRejected / 12/10/2015 at 10:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MrRadin / 12/04/2015 at 12:31am / France / Money
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
by yayibs / 12/03/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
by fabz / 11/27/2015 at 7:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by ugh, why / 11/22/2015 at 12:12am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 2:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 9:50am / Canada / Health
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Quicky5_ / 11/03/2015 at 1:58am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/01/2015 at 3:48am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/20/2015 at 5:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…