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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4091
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.

tim374's page activity

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Fucked!<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 5:16am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 2:25pm<b>shavednipples</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 11:08pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:09am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:43am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:33am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:07am<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 5:29am<b>lukian</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:20am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:16pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

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tim374's favorite FMLs

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation

Today, my mom got so desperate to find me a woman, she went to see a medium. I don't have the guts to tell her I'm gay. FML

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my husband told me he's just "not interested" in having sex anymore. FML

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

by swervelol / 07/14/2016 at 3:06pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

by goldendarkness / 07/08/2016 at 9:34pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation

Today, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 12:25am / Malaysia (Perak) / Work

Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML

by Iknowitlooksbad / 06/22/2016 at 1:16am / Work

Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother goes, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" and my mom says "I'm a headmaster", and my dad goes, "Oh yeah she is." FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy