About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.
tim374's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
tim374's favorite FMLs
Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML
by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation
by inappropes / 08/11/2016 at 1:33am / United States / Love
by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by brerj09 / 07/27/2016 at 2:41am / United States / Intimacy
by swervelol / 07/14/2016 at 3:06pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work
by goldendarkness / 07/08/2016 at 9:34pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation
Today, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 12:25am / Malaysia (Perak) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy