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tim374

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3770
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.

tim374's page activity

Visits<b>Jesmassimo</b> - 24 hours ago<b>vikky538</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:02am<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:21pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 11:02pm<b>Melanie77176</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 11:18pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 9:32pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 8:21pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 5:02pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:50pm<b>LuxEtTenebris</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:15pm<b>Ladisa</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 2:54pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 8:25am<b>shavednipples</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 3:15am<b>CBL88</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 1:40am<b>Eivana</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 9:09pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 5:08pm<b>jillybean2016</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:32pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:56pm

Fucked!<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 2:25pm<b>shavednipples</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 11:08pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:09am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:43am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:33am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:07am<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 5:29am<b>lukian</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:20am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:16pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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tim374's favorite FMLs

Today, my bitch of a boss sent out a group text saying she'd had a chainsaw accident and lost the tips of 4 of her fingers and would be out indefinitely. When I told my boyfriend, his immediate response was to grab my phone and reply "I'm stumped, I don't know what to say." She hasn't responded yet. FML

by 4fingerdiscount / 09/13/2016 at 7:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML

by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

by Loud / 09/08/2016 at 2:07am / Australia / Work

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

by mista hunna / 09/08/2016 at 1:31am / United States (Maryland) / Animals

Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the first time in a long time. The movement knocked my downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan down. FML

by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML

by nes0385 / 08/27/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

by JTinNJ / 08/27/2016 at 7:57am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

by sillymink / 08/19/2016 at 10:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation

Today, my mom got so desperate to find me a woman, she went to see a medium. I don't have the guts to tell her I'm gay. FML

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my husband told me he's just "not interested" in having sex anymore. FML

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

by swervelol / 07/14/2016 at 3:06pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work