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tim374

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1899
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.

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tim374's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (4791)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31165) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28857) - you deserved it (8841)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31613) - you deserved it (2454)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

#21391357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27719) - you deserved it (3036)

On 04/10/2015 at 4:19pm - love - by undanya__four (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

#21387401
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31438) - you deserved it (2776)

On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25790) - you deserved it (45)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28966) - you deserved it (7813)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29432) - you deserved it (6495)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23665) - you deserved it (22206)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34980) - you deserved it (2401)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58) - you deserved it (2028)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (4956)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

#21364034
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (12538)

On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27333) - you deserved it (5942)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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