About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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tim374's favorite FMLs
Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
by Natsert99 / 12/08/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
by bagadigi / 10/27/2016 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by daidax_238 / 10/25/2016 at 12:33pm / Miscellaneous
by 2young4birds&bees / 10/24/2016 at 11:53am / Miscellaneous
by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, my bitch of a boss sent out a group text saying she'd had a chainsaw accident and lost the tips of 4 of her fingers and would be out indefinitely. When I told my boyfriend, his immediate response was to grab my phone and reply "I'm stumped, I don't know what to say." She hasn't responded yet. FML
by 4fingerdiscount / 09/13/2016 at 7:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
by mista hunna / 09/08/2016 at 1:31am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
by nes0385 / 08/27/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by JTinNJ / 08/27/2016 at 7:57am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous