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tim374

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4092
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.

tim374's page activity

Visits<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 12/06/2016 at 9:46pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/06/2016 at 2:51pm<b>zeusdom</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 2:31pm<b>oracle96</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 10:02am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 4:17pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 6:35pm<b>exergency</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 7:11am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 6:04am<b>missa8604</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 12:48am<b>sohigh10</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 11:11am<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 10:14pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:02am<b>Melanie77176</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 11:18pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 9:32pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 5:02pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:50pm<b>LuxEtTenebris</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:15pm

Fucked!<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 5:16am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 2:25pm<b>shavednipples</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 11:08pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:09am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:43am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:33am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:07am<b>Sansa_Kroma</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 5:29am<b>lukian</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 10:23am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:20am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:16pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

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tim374's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML

by Natsert99 / 12/08/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML

by bagadigi / 10/27/2016 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, my parents are forcing me to go to an insanely conservative, Christian private school. I'm gay. This is going to be a long year. FML

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

by 2young4birds&bees / 10/24/2016 at 11:53am / Miscellaneous

Today, while taking my toddler for a walk with the dog, he threw a tantrum and rammed one well-aimed finger directly up the poor dog's pooper. FML

by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my bitch of a boss sent out a group text saying she'd had a chainsaw accident and lost the tips of 4 of her fingers and would be out indefinitely. When I told my boyfriend, his immediate response was to grab my phone and reply "I'm stumped, I don't know what to say." She hasn't responded yet. FML

by 4fingerdiscount / 09/13/2016 at 7:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML

by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

by Loud / 09/08/2016 at 2:07am / Australia / Work

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

by mista hunna / 09/08/2016 at 1:31am / United States (Maryland) / Animals

Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the first time in a long time. The movement knocked my downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan down. FML

by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML

by nes0385 / 08/27/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

by JTinNJ / 08/27/2016 at 7:57am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous