About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.
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tim374's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy
by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 1:13pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous
by b5b0n36 / 03/05/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Health
by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals
by not satisfied / 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 7:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy