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tigercoon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4438
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About tigercoon : Hey, my name's Alina :)
Music is [literally] my life. I'm a music performance major.
I'm 4"11 and I love fuchsia orchids.
If there's anything else you want to know, message me.

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tigercoon's favorite FMLs

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15016) - you deserved it (42051)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

#12687396
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30608) - you deserved it (3019)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (3373)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

#12619171
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28822) - you deserved it (13250)

On 08/19/2010 at 2:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43498) - you deserved it (4709)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

#12467106
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45279) - you deserved it (4339)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19112) - you deserved it (27880)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

#12049676
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34261) - you deserved it (4299)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by coffee_princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

#11873804
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (20525)

On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (6912)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41144) - you deserved it (10394)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44329) - you deserved it (8881)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36464) - you deserved it (2613)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

#8943287
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27074) - you deserved it (6110)

On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)



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