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tigercoon
  • Town/Country : Laredo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2727
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About tigercoon : Hey, my name's Alina :)
Music is [literally] my life. I'm a music performance major.
I'm 4"11 and I love fuchsia orchids.
If there's anything else you want to know, message me.

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Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML

#12804973
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24566) - you deserved it (3291)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11126) - you deserved it (35585)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

#12687396
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I dyed my hair bright red from its previous black. No one has noticed except my dog, who won't stop barking at me because she doesn't know who I am. FML

#12682924
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23515) - you deserved it (6550)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (2897)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

#12619171
87 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 2:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
150 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

#12467106
103 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML

#12192420
340 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15631) - you deserved it (23587)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

#12049676
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by coffee_princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

#11873804
163 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (6249)

On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36093) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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