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tigercoon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3806
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About tigercoon : Hey, my name's Alina :)
Music is [literally] my life. I'm a music performance major.
I'm 4"11 and I love fuchsia orchids.
If there's anything else you want to know, message me.

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tigercoon's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

#13496435
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23851) - you deserved it (4823)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:27am - work - by ktwithaq (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

#13495901
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (3549)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32393) - you deserved it (6994)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32393) - you deserved it (6994)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38887) - you deserved it (3361)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

#13401445
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8611) - you deserved it (36986)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26129) - you deserved it (4490)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

#13331586
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35738) - you deserved it (3329)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

#13287186
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35929) - you deserved it (2711)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63901) - you deserved it (6050)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17543) - you deserved it (25136)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

#13083989
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

#13083989
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

#13082882
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31776) - you deserved it (3186)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML

#12804973
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27852) - you deserved it (3590)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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