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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2914
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About tigercoon : Hey, my name's Alina :)
Music is [literally] my life. I'm a music performance major.
I'm 4"11 and I love fuchsia orchids.
If there's anything else you want to know, message me.

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Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

#20678725
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (2451)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while on my way to an important interview, I was stopped and ticketed for speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed up, I was told they forgot to call and let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

#20677651
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50380) - you deserved it (11470)

On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
169 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

#18083556
89 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

#17925802
91 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 2:41am - love - by andy1r (woman) - Bolivia (El Beni)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
144 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

#17924502
100 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35380) - you deserved it (2439)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39075) - you deserved it (7256)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30733) - you deserved it (10812)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (3058)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39444) - you deserved it (8387)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

#17125458
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40786) - you deserved it (2781)

On 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm - love - by emily - United States (Massachusetts)



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