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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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tiffanyjean's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34397) - you deserved it (4814)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

#17699087
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37575) - you deserved it (4560)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42287) - you deserved it (3227)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39064) - you deserved it (3177)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

#14453942
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2170)

On 01/03/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by cain001 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

#14357167
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27364) - you deserved it (5321)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be all right, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

#13339681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36063) - you deserved it (5321)

On 10/06/2010 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML

#6721090
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32604) - you deserved it (3573)

On 12/12/2009 at 10:41am - animals - by Kelsie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

#4207325
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52141) - you deserved it (12233)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

#365
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18846) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom



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