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About tiernang : I'm a dumbass.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
Monday 1 September 2014