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tiernang
  • Town/Country : Lone tree, Iowa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tiernang : I'm a dumbass.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27251) - you deserved it (61222)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27188) - you deserved it (3629)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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