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About tieranosaurus : I'm Canadian, and I moved to England in summer 2008. I usually only say 'eh' for the benefit and amusement of others. I enjoy sarcasm and irony, and I love people who have the same sense of humor as me. I love watching movies as long as there's enough blood, guts, explosions, gunfire and action to keep me entertained. I want to have a private army of zombies to help me take over Andorra. One of my life's goals is to hug a wild penguin, another is to see all the sites of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY , I SLEPT OVER AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE . WE DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS NINJAS AND PLAY A TRICK ON HER YOUNGER BROTHERS , SLEEPING IN THE BASEMENT . WHILE SNEAKING DOWN THE STARS , IN THE DARK , HER MOTHER CUMMED HOME . THINKING I WAS A ROBBER , SHE BEAT ME WITH A LAMP . FML
Today, I Was Pissing In A Urinal And I Had Tha Urga To Snaaza . Unabla To Hold It, I Snaazd And Hit My Haad On A Matal Baam Supporting Tha Urinal . In Complata Disarray, I Had To Stap Back From Tha Urinal Whila Pissing And Managd To Spray Tha Floor, Tha Wall, And Tha Parson Naxt To Ma . FML
Friday 27 March 2015