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tieranosaurus
  • Town/Country : Near Birmingham, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 October 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1208
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tieranosaurus : I'm Canadian, and I moved to England in summer 2008. I usually only say 'eh' for the benefit and amusement of others. I enjoy sarcasm and irony, and I love people who have the same sense of humor as me. I love watching movies as long as there's enough blood, guts, explosions, gunfire and action to keep me entertained. I want to have a private army of zombies to help me take over Andorra. One of my life's goals is to hug a wild penguin, another is to see all the sites of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World.

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Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

#158758
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I agree, your life sucks (17340) - you deserved it (31354)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
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I agree, your life sucks (50037) - you deserved it (5483)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
55 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28011) - you deserved it (10670)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (3190)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version



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