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About tieranosaurus : I'm Canadian, and I moved to England in summer 2008. I usually only say 'eh' for the benefit and amusement of others. I enjoy sarcasm and irony, and I love people who have the same sense of humor as me. I love watching movies as long as there's enough blood, guts, explosions, gunfire and action to keep me entertained. I want to have a private army of zombies to help me take over Andorra. One of my life's goals is to hug a wild penguin, another is to see all the sites of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Friday 27 November 2015