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tiarnatargaryen
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tiarnatargaryen : If it doesn't have bacon, I'm not interested.

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Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46159) - you deserved it (5580)

On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27778) - you deserved it (2819)

On 03/06/2013 at 9:53am - health - by ghgfd - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

#20155904
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31481) - you deserved it (1154)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (3665)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

#19277494
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19408) - you deserved it (4205)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:12pm - health - by braceface - United States

Today, I had my final divorce proceeding. The judge denied my divorce because my husband is unemployed. I can't get a divorce until he gets a job to pay child support. He hasn't had a job for 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32657) - you deserved it (2837)

On 10/08/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by branwen5 - United States



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