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Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML


I agree, your life sucks (102972) - you deserved it (17269)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62476) - you deserved it (24033)

On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77988) - you deserved it (5992)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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