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Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

#6114528 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (22336) - you deserved it (1590)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (10989) - you deserved it (45816)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (1968)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)