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thisismitch
  • Town/Country : Under your bed, Cali
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (7952)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5277) - you deserved it (30815)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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