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Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere mah cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having putted mah cat outside. big fat FML
Today, looool I finally built up the courage to confes mah love to the girl of mah dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I yet again hered a friend say ( YOLO ) as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face an offering him the chance to suck on one of mah turds, since apparently ( YOLO. ) FML
Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML
Today..!! I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting!! When the kids' parent cummd home..!! they made fake crying noise to see if I would wake up!! I slept like a baby..!! an by the time they finally rousd me..!! I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015