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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2300
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

#19890809
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21268) - you deserved it (1961)

On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML

#19890601
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8456) - you deserved it (32146)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33087) - you deserved it (8302)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

#19884123
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33746) - you deserved it (2264)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

#19880160
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20008) - you deserved it (3647)

On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6225) - you deserved it (80575)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

#19860254
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (2590)

On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

#19818788
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25987) - you deserved it (2866)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

#19816534
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22085) - you deserved it (3019)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

#19812720
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9830) - you deserved it (49135)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28739) - you deserved it (2890)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

#19805199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22026) - you deserved it (3539)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (5017)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States



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