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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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