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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16811
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thiagohf113 : I was actually too lazy to rewrite stuff so i just copy+pasted my facebook's about me... lol

Hey, I'm Thiago. I play football for LHS. #12: Respect it... I'm backup QB and starting Kicker and Outside LB. Lately, I've played D-End and Safety. Football isn't all to my life. I try to keep my grades up as much as possible (GPA= 4.019) I also run varsity and freshman track... run the 4x400m (lead), 400m intermediate hurdles, 4x110m high hurdles (2nd leg or anchor), 110m high hurdles, high jump, triple jump, and long jump. i was also supposed to do the first leg of the sprint medley (200m) but i had too many events... the only ones i do for varsity are high jump and triple jump

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Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64006) - you deserved it (8650)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47842) - you deserved it (22103)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (52039)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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