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About thiagohf113 : I was actually too lazy to rewrite stuff so i just copy+pasted my facebook's about me... lol
Hey, I'm Thiago. I play football for LHS. #12: Respect it... I'm backup QB and starting Kicker and Outside LB. Lately, I've played D-End and Safety. Football isn't all to my life. I try to keep my grades up as much as possible (GPA= 4.019) I also run varsity and freshman track... run the 4x400m (lead), 400m intermediate hurdles, 4x110m high hurdles (2nd leg or anchor), 110m high hurdles, high jump, triple jump, and long jump. i was also supposed to do the first leg of the sprint medley (200m) but i had too many events... the only ones i do for varsity are high jump and triple jump
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Friday 5 February 2016