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About thewomen : I enjoy Jazz, Frank Sinatra, and The Beatles. I'm 16 and spend most of my late nights reading FML's.
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Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25267) - you deserved it (55437)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 12:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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