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About thewomen : I enjoy Jazz, Frank Sinatra, and The Beatles. I'm 16 and spend most of my late nights reading FML's.
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Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I burned ma rigt boob. I got it by eating a ot pocket and accidentally spilling te extremely ot filling. I never tougt I'd get laid before. Tis as just confrmed it. FML

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended!! FML

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On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

TODAY, AS PART OF MY VETERINARY DEGREE, I HAD TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO JERK OFF A DOG IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS. AFTERWARDS, THE LECTURER SAID THAT I HAVE THE 'MAGIC TOUCH'. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 12:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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