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About thewomen : I enjoy Jazz, Frank Sinatra, and The Beatles. I'm 16 and spend most of my late nights reading FML's.
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Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
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