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Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
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On 06/01/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by WHOO HOO AIDS (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
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On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML
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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML
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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by whatsername92 (woman) - United States
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by fuckit (man) - Italy (Lazio)
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by papersofdivorce (man) - Peru (Lima)
Monday 17 June 2013
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