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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5095
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thewifey310 : 22y/o follow me on twitter misslovelyvee

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Today, I saw a little girl digging in te gravel inside te fireworks tent I work in. After se and er family left, I went and used ma foot to smoot out te mound se'd made. In doing so, I discovered tat se wasn't digging, se was burying. Se'd pooped. FML

#20762850
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46605) - you deserved it (4405)

On 07/04/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by brokeandhungry - United States

Today, I discoverd that looool when mah husband agred to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination . FML

#20762781
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66632) - you deserved it (5781)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

Today, I was catting online wit several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bord out of mind, I clickd to rename te conversation to "Boring sit wit almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it fir everyone. FML

Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.

#20759193
226 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69610) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realised half my underpant were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, an has been stealing mine. FML

#20699444
94 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by WHOO HOO AIDS (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today , I was making love to mah fiancée , when she dug her nails into mah back an told me to ( choke ) her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, THE DOORBELL RANG. I SAW INCREDIBLY OVERBEARING MUM'S CAR OUTSIDE, SO I STAYED QUIET AN TRIED TO SNEAK UPSTARS. AS I CRAWLED THROUGH THE HALLWAY, COMMANDO STYLE, I REALISED THE DOOR BLIND WERE STILL OUT FOR CLEANING. IF SCOWL COULD KILL, I'D BE ROASTING IN HELL RIGHT NOW. BIG FAT FML

#20694934
78 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
354 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

I was working at a placeere if you're tipped, u sing. After a lady paid 4 er ice cream, se pulled out 5 dollars. Tinking it was a tip, I took it, an sang te song. Se didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by te woman slapping me. FML

#20690062
110 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
158 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , Ma Broter Tried To Convince Me To Get A Clitori Piercing At Is Recently Opened Piercing Studio . FML

#20668963
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59951) - you deserved it (6052)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)



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