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  • Town/Country : Frankston, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (19 years)
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Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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