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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY, AT SCOOL I WAS SITTING WIT A FRIEND OUTSIDE, TALKING ABOUT IRREGULAR PERIOD AN UNSAVEN LEGS. TEN MINUTE INTO TE CONVERSATION, A TEACER STICK ER EAD OUT TE WINDOW ABOVE US AN TELLS US TO LEAVE. WE WERE DISTRACTING A CLASSROOM WO WERE TRYING TO FINIS A TEST.

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