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theswag
  • Town/Country : prestonsburg, ky
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23866) - you deserved it (3775)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18095) - you deserved it (7828)

On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9475) - you deserved it (48984)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49413) - you deserved it (598497)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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