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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1988 (27 years)
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Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML


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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML


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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

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