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therobfather3
  • Town/Country : Livermore, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 June 1987 (24 years)
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Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

#8607847 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (1058)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

#8490990 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (10058) - you deserved it (2201)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

#6040097 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (7704) - you deserved it (56077)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

#3767592 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (38875) - you deserved it (3737)

On 07/15/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)