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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 975
  • Number of comments : 260
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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