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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thereal_BA : my life revolves around pools

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML


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