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Today an elderly gentleman cummd into store complaining of a toothache so I showd him where the Orajel was locatd. He then insistd on making a big scene claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. real FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 11:57am - work - by lifebecrazed (woman) -

Today, grandfater askd me y te broccoli I servd fir dinner was wite!! I told im it was cauliflower!! He would't believe me, accusd me of being a Russian spy, and stormd out!! FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forcd to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me cuz he "would never kill an animal." FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I hava savara back pain that is only raliavd by lying flat on my bd. I also hava acid raflux that is only pravantd by sitting straight up. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me at mah grandma's funeral. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discoverd after 11 months, my grlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discoverd this by walking in on her and one of my friends. fat FML

#20448085
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On 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by finallyready (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I got ome only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming te freezing streets calling is name I returned to fine im stuck beind te couc wit my cewed-up new soes in is muzzle. real FML

#20447616
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On 01/08/2013 at 5:40am - animals - by Coldandshoeless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my neighbor went on vacation , leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason , he calls his dog "Cat" an his cat "Dog". There r two pet food containers , one labeled "Cat" an the other labeled "Dog". I have no ideahich one goes tohich animal. real FML

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140 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today , I woke up to fine piece of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)

Today , I woke up to fine piece of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)

Taday I woke up with looool a hangover from hell. My cloths were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She lookd pretty thin so to make her feel better I said that she lookd small. She said ( Well u haven't seen me nakd. ) For some reason I replid ( Not that u know of. ) FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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