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About thenewgirl29 : Only had two FML published. The rest don't make the cut.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML
Friday 24 October 2014