About thenewgirl29 : Only had two FML published. The rest don't make the cut.
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by thenewgirl29 / 02/05/2015 at 11:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by shittysituation / 01/05/2015 at 1:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML
by thenewgirl29 / 03/01/2013 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money
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