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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 April 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About thenewgirl29 : Only had two FML published. The rest don't make the cut.

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Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (2865)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML


Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML


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On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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