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themonkey666
  • Town/Country : INDIA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1992 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65215) - you deserved it (15920)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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