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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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themonkey666's favorite FMLs

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

by valnaj1 / 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy