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Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27416) - you deserved it (2905)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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124 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16760) - you deserved it (34889)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (20202)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21440) - you deserved it (2897)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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188 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37870) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145750) - you deserved it (7092)

On 03/21/2009 at 1:33am - intimacy - by willywonks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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99 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

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27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (3723)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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22 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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