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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 August 1978 (36 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82044) - you deserved it (25235)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1170577) - you deserved it (125951)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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