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  • Town/Country : U, S and A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 October 1945 (66 years)
  • Number of visits : 1271
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 97 posted

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Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40274) - you deserved it (1494)

On 10/09/2009 at 9:58pm - misc - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35965) - you deserved it (225426)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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