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  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 97 posted

About thelistman : I sleep a lot.

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Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


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