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thelastavailable

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1373
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thelastavailable : I think that was the last available username.

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Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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