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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML


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