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  • Town/Country : London, UK
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 March 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (6462)

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