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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (18 years)
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About thekewlest69 : A day to remeber, We come as romans, Oh No Fiasco dwayne micheal carter Jr.
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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML


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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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