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thekewlest69

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1310
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thekewlest69 : A day to remeber, We come as romans, Oh No Fiasco dwayne micheal carter Jr.
bitch stop hating, im getting ass or im skating
soccer, dynamo

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thekewlest69's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

by gentileman / 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy