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thekewlest69
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thekewlest69 : A day to remeber, We come as romans, Oh No Fiasco dwayne micheal carter Jr.
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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20339) - you deserved it (2748)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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