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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11616) - you deserved it (41312)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (2604)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28035) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (9805)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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