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Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40410) - you deserved it (7062)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML


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