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Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19712) - you deserved it (1441)

On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (3333)

On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out I have Raynaud's, a condition where your veins basically shut off all blood flow to your hands and feet if you get cold. Turns out "cold" for me is anything below 70 degrees. Oh, and I live in Ohio. FML



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