Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

thefullmonty1

Search for a member

thefullmonty1

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 60
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thefullmonty1 : I like chocolate and The Full Monty.

thefullmonty1's page activity

Visits<b>delwoodfrashure</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 11:46am<b>jjmiller1001</b> - the 03/16/2013 at 7:31pm<b>YodasTwinSister</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 6:54pm<b>KiddNYC1O</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 5:20pm<b>phatdaddy62</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 6:05pm<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 4:56am<b>pred8885</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 3:54am<b>Fishorelly</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 3:07am<b>teamramrod</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 11:01pm<b>Denny1</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 8:22pm<b>_Y0L0_</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 5:16pm<b>kingsian</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 2:17pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 11:45am<b>shorty6823</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 10:54am<b>levisguy53</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 10:47am<b>crackmore278</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 10:44am<b>yellowchocobo</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 9:49am<b>jetsown08</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 9:41am

thefullmonty1's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of thefullmonty1's badges

thefullmonty1's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

#20508218
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (1918)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:50pm - health - by selena5112 (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML

#20508072
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38362) - you deserved it (2550)

On 02/15/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by parentalissues (woman) - United States

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45572) - you deserved it (25097)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10641) - you deserved it (36645)

On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

#6572169
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41966) - you deserved it (2875)

On 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

#2187535
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55980) - you deserved it (3307)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
678 comments

I agree, your life sucks (686650) - you deserved it (55364)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
678 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (473387)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1136335) - you deserved it (114920)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (228906) - you deserved it (80538)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: