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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17244) - you deserved it (68549)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and I when we got married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16107) - you deserved it (38973)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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