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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)
Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something to her kids." FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and he hates my dog. FML
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On 06/15/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 7:30pm - love - by comfylap (man) - United States (California)
Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML
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On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version
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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21419) - you deserved it (5997)
On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26775) - you deserved it (1442)
On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 11:07am - love - by notahomewrecker - United States
Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)
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