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Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (5365)

On 09/05/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by misunderstood - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

#12775979
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11206) - you deserved it (31672)

On 08/27/2010 at 7:16pm - intimacy - by yeah - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

#12392564
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28536) - you deserved it (4854)

On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
214 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something to her kids." FML

#12114881
200 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

#11892706
446 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and he hates my dog. FML

#11217178
82 comments

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On 06/15/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

#10514863
119 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

#7841341
212 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

#7594942
168 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

#7594942
168 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
334 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

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205 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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