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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands
Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, for the second time in 5 months I was recognized for my hard work, sincerity and all the adjectives that they use to describe good employees. What was my reward? A piece of chocolate. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by rewarded (man) - India (Delhi)
Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by misunderstood - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
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On 08/27/2010 at 7:16pm - intimacy - by yeah - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl - United States
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