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Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8065) - you deserved it (48658)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 2:00am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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