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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thefaced : I hate humans.

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I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (25764)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 ahile. I shavd my legs an armpits an wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticd I only shavd one of my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30647) - you deserved it (16603)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)



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