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  • Town/Country : lilytown bayshore, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thefaced : I hate humans.

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Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16181) - you deserved it (17034)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (11765)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)



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