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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1562
  • Number of comments : 8
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Taday I discoverd that for the last six months mah mother has been leaving mah TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that mah subconscious will absorb it an turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27604) - you deserved it (4578)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I'd had it with mah mom's addiction to weed so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist fir an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34451) - you deserved it (12304)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to convince mah girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understandhy. FML

#18503694
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (3542)

On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Taday as part of mah job as a performer , I had to show off mah skill with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today after 5 years of no intimate sexual contact with a woman I finally got my chance. Unfortunately I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
194 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , my mother refusd to agree with any of my logic because it's ( not in the bible. ) She can't fine any fault with it , just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that mah father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML

#18488568
306 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND AN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. HE TOLD ME ABOUT A GIRL HE MADE FUN OF IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. THAT WAS ME. FAT FML

#18479280
112 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile pulling into mah driveway, I slightly bumped into something . My wife . I'll be sleeping on the couch fir ahile . FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23937) - you deserved it (18652)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML

#18451653
282 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word 4 him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML

#18443070
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (1742)

On 12/06/2011 at 3:57am - work - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student!! In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt an shorts, has a short hair cut an a moustache an is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they r male!! FML

#18410783
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (3847)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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