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Taday I discoverd that for the last six months mah mother has been leaving mah TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that mah subconscious will absorb it an turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
Today, I found out that mah father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML
Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML
Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML
Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word 4 him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML
Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student!! In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt an shorts, has a short hair cut an a moustache an is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they r male!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015