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Today... I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize fir me... because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, I Was Wit Ma Boyfriend, An We Startd To Get A Little Kinky!! He Laid Me Down Rougly On Te Bd, But I Startd To Slide Off, So I Pulld Myself Up!! In Doing So, I Managd To Knee Im In Te Nut-sack, Causing Im To Puke!! Big Fat FML
Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on mah windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Friday 27 March 2015