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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1993 (21 years)
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Today, Mah Grlfriend Hummed The Jeopardy Theme While I Was Trying To Undo Her Bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (24059)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (3906)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

2day I walked in on sister sitting on the toilet trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (3621)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (46732)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend dumpd me cuz I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30214) - you deserved it (53662)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wereing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo . mega FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (44104)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today... I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize fir me... because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

#18774683
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Andrew7847 - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (50832)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Was Wit Ma Boyfriend, An We Startd To Get A Little Kinky!! He Laid Me Down Rougly On Te Bd, But I Startd To Slide Off, So I Pulld Myself Up!! In Doing So, I Managd To Knee Im In Te Nut-sack, Causing Im To Puke!! Big Fat FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31271) - you deserved it (7057)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (2581)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

2day a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to expres some solidarity, I went to send her a tereful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. real FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17584) - you deserved it (27205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with mah new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26558) - you deserved it (1968)

On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on mah windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (2361)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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