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About thedarkphoenix : fey pansexual alcoholic non-human! i
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Friday 7 March 2014