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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 197
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30507) - you deserved it (15631)

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