Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thecrazyasian : I'm asian, I suck at driving, I eat rice everyday, All my friends are asian, my GPA is obviously 4.0, I am in ESL and I do math for fun.

thecrazyasian's page activity

Visits<b>S13rra01257</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:38pm<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 8:29pm<b>phamdrake</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 10:38am<b>skyeboo</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 1:07am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 3:51am<b>CassAmore2</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 2:10pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:04pm<b>sexxme</b> - the 08/05/2011 at 2:42am<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 1:38am<b>Brittaneyyy</b> - the 12/26/2010 at 8:11pm<b>Elementatme</b> - the 12/04/2010 at 12:40am<b>barlessprison</b> - the 11/19/2010 at 11:45am<b>Zebidee</b> - the 11/19/2010 at 8:14am<b>ugh_a_lug</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 7:48pm<b>cpatte10</b> - the 10/29/2010 at 3:03pm<b>luisfebusta</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 10:45am<b>ShelboLovesNaldo</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 2:03am<b>schalk</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 12:10am

Fucked!<b>S13rra01257</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:38am

thecrazyasian's FML badges


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

thecrazyasian's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27079) - you deserved it (9214)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33274) - you deserved it (3303)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was holding a yard sale. A man came up to me and asked if he could buy a pair of red and white sneakers that I'd found in my attic and had never worn. Five bucks later, he was walking away with what I now realize was the pair of shoes signed by Michael Jordan given to me by my uncle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14124) - you deserved it (75287)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (85584) - you deserved it (5933)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: