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thecrazyasian
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 690
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thecrazyasian : I'm asian, I suck at driving, I eat rice everyday, All my friends are asian, my GPA is obviously 4.0, I am in ESL and I do math for fun.

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Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21369) - you deserved it (8233)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (2860)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was holding a yard sale. A man came up to me and asked if he could buy a pair of red and white sneakers that I'd found in my attic and had never worn. Five bucks later, he was walking away with what I now realize was the pair of shoes signed by Michael Jordan given to me by my uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10859) - you deserved it (66294)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77548) - you deserved it (5313)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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