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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by offtothejobcentre (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (55510)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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