About theboringdolphin : hi everyone(: I love people with an awesome sense of humor, I love to read & listen to music. I'm into Anime and I'm in a couple of fandoms. I'm not sure what else to say about myself but if you wanna know more feel free to leave a message!
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Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
by that girl has a beard / 08/04/2015 at 3:33am / Canada / Love
by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
by ppema / 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML
by StargazeKitsune / 07/31/2015 at 1:36am / United States (Montana) / Work
by Liamj774 / 07/29/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Steve97 / 07/13/2015 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
by wantmeasandwich / 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/09/2015 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
by who_cares / 07/09/2015 at 7:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by momoftheyearedition / 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Fgjvshnb / 07/05/2015 at 11:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm / Miscellaneous
by zaynemaliksvagina / 06/24/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
by ilook12 / 06/23/2015 at 11:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…