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About thebestintheworl : I Love Pokémon,WWE,CM PUNK,Blood On The Dance Floor,SMOSH,The Walking Dead,Harry Potter,Spongebob And Teen Titans. What I Like In Music:All Time Low,Blood On The Dance Floor,Alice In Chains,Pearl Jam,Soundgarden,Rush,Korn And Lamb Of God. And I Don't Like Justin Bieber,Nicki Minaj,Taylor Swift Or One Direction. (And I Don't Send Or Reply To Messages.) Plus I Hate Twilight.
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