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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8394
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thebestintheworl : i Love: Marilyn Manson, BOTDF, Motionless In White, The Shield(WWE Tag Team) ,CM Punk, Mike Kuza, Pokémon, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Marilyn Manson, Motionless In White, In This Moment, KUZA, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Escape The Fate, A Day To Remember, Asking Alexandria, Blink 182, Green Day, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pop Evil, VolBeat, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Rush, Good Charlotte, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace And Seether. And I LOVE Marilyn Manson ( And Twiggy.)! I Find Marilyn Manson, Dahvie & Jayy, Dita Von Teese, Twiggy Ramirez, Josh Balz, Chris Motionless, Ricky Horror, Mike Kuza, Angelo Parente, Ryan Sitkowski, Devin Ghost Sola, Maria Brink, Matt Shultz, Brandon Rage, CM Punk, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Norman Reedus & Batista Sexy. and I'm An Atheist.

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Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37366) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... my boyfriand's daughtar askad ma what would happan if sha chosa to stop urinating for two waaks. Sha wantad to know whathar it would kill har or just start looool coming out of har mouth. Sha's 17-yaars old... an was daadly sarious. FML

#20536217
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34676) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/08/2013 at 8:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that lookd exactly like her . She came up to us asking if we saw her looool grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out . FML

#20535134
65 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today looool I was taking a patient's blood pressure an listening 4 is pulse wit my stetoscope. I couldn't ear anyting so I adjustd te cuff an trid again. Still no pulse. He pointd out tat my stetoscope was te wrong way around an sneerd "You been smokin te reefer boy?" fat FML

#20535043
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13507) - you deserved it (32930)

On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML

#20534623
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (2354)

On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I want to tha stora 4 a warranty claim on my prascription glassas dua to littla spots that had appaarad on tha lansas, covaring both. It took 2 saconds 4 tha amployaa to datarmina that it was hairspray. FML

#20534438
95 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by jmrz - Puerto Rico

TODAY, I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB 4 BREAKING MY COMPANY'S TATTOO POLICY. I HAVE A SMALL SCAR ON MY WRIST THAT ROUGHLY RESEMBLES A HEART. MY BOSS INSISTS THAT IT'S ONE OF THOSE WHITE INK TATTOOS. NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME. FML

#20534364
128 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 3:17am - work - by crap - United States

yesterday I was so bord at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on phone. One of co-workers came in, so I rushd into a stall, but forgot to turn phone's sound off. She heard it and said, ( It's OK, music helps me shit too ) and startd blasting her music and grunting. FML

#20534043
46 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 9:39pm - work - by shittysongs - United States (Washington)

Today, 20-year-old cummd whining to me, asking why his job interview keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. mega FML

#20533491
68 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 1:04pm - kids - by ProudMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today , instead of actually teaching us something , our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends.

#20533295
106 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 6:51am - work - by Will this stupid fad ever end? (man) - United States

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, I had to help mah little sister do a frst-grade project fir school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of there role model. She drew a whale, an I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed an said, "No! It's you!" FML

#20532338
91 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

Today looool I found out that my wife makes mashd potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes cuz apparently this is a "healthy natural" way to make them and it also cleans her feet . I've been eating her mashd potatoes at least once every week . big fat FML

#20531751
149 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today , I trimmed mah ear hair , mah nose hair , shaved mah hobbit feet , and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. fat FML

#20531281
58 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52853) - you deserved it (6249)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States



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